Crypto Will Return This Summer To Destroy All Humans

Written by Brandon Hofer on April 29, 2020

News: A popular title returns this summer with a remake that will have you invading Earth and wreaking havoc.

A while back it was revealed that Destroy All Humans would be receiving a remake. We finally have a release date for Crypto’s return and it will take place this summer. The cult-classic returns and invades everything but your privacy on July 28 2020. Terrorize the people of 1950s Earth in the role of the evil alien Crypto-137. Harvest DNA and bring down the US government in the remake of this alien invasion action-adventure. Annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic abilities. Reduce their cities to rubble with your flying Saucer.

Crypto revealed the date with the following message:

“Greetings, fleshy Earthbeings. Cryptosporidium here, though you skin-wrapped water wads can call me Crypto-137.

I wanted to let you know that my Abducto Beam is finally ready and I’m journeying Earthwards right now. If my calculations are correct then P-Day - that’s Probe-Day to you mortal meat morsels - is set for July 28th, 2020. On that day I will officially Destroy All Humans! I’ll see you future-victims soon on PC, PlayStation 4, and Xbox One!”

Destroy All Humans has already been available for pre-order on PC, PlayStation 4, and Xbox One from your preferred retailer, and is now also available for pre-order digitally on PC and Xbox One. The SRP of the PC version is €29.99 / $29.99 / £24.99 / ₽1.529, and the SRP for consoles is €39.99 / $39.99 / £34.99 / ₽2.799 (PlayStation 4 and Xbox One). Pre-order Skins are available via selected channels so be sure to check on the pre-order details at your store.

Some of the features that you will encounter in this remake include:

Use your Abducto Beam to throw tanks around!

Use your psychokinesis powers to crush a farmer under his own cow!

Discover which seemingly prude ’50s housewife secretly has the hots for her hairdresser!

Slowly batter a human to death with his own hat!

Light up the night by zapping your enemies with “teslatastic” electricity!

Take. One. Giant. Step. On. Mankind!

Will you be picking up Destroy All Humans when it arrives in July? Tell us what you think below.