News: Criterion feels for those Valentine's Day loners.
So maybe you were alone on this Valentine's Day. Hey, it happens to the best of us sometimes. But EA and Criterion feel for you, and using their upcoming FPS blastathon Black as the bait, you can get some revenge on all those Valentine's cliches in a way that'd make Dick Cheney proud.
By visiting My Black Valentine, you can participate in a surprisingly amusing flash-based shooter letting you blow up teddy bears, cake, heart-shaped chocolate, even a fondue pot, all using the same sort of artillery that Black hopes will lead to a whole genre revolution. It's just the thing to thumb tradition in the eye on this Hallmark holiday.
Black hits PS2 and Xbox on February 28th.
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