News: Be GLADoS that you'll only have to wait until April 20.
Portal 2 has suffered its second delay and will no longer be released on February 9. But fear not! Valve promises this is the "shortest delay in Valve history." The game will now teleport its way to store shelves on April 20.
At least the developer has a sense of humor about it:
This two month slip not only marks the shortest delay in Valve's proud tradition of delays, it represents the approaching convergence of Valve Time and Real Time. Though this convergence spells doom for humanity, it will not affect the new Portal 2 release date.